This Abundant Life

This Abundant Life
"I came that they may have life and have it abundantly." - John 10:10

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Top Ten Things I Never Imagined Doing While Getting Over the Flu

  1. Scrubbing Rotten Milk out of Sippy-cups
  2. Having my stomach pummeled by 30lbs of laughing sticky-ness
  3. Shopping for wooden food in my living room
  4. Blowing the noses of one duck and one frog
  5. Preparing multiple tiny meals which all receive the "DON'T WANT IT!" response
  6. Latin Dancing to the ending credits of Toy Story 3
  7. Cooking and eating invisible eggs, chicken and pasta, at a plastic stove with little pots
  8. Wardrobe changes and video shooting with a pretty lady
  9. Cleaning Toddler poop off the baby swing
  10. Retrieving a person walking on my dining table, swinging the iron chandelier
I hear that whole laying in bed, watching grown-up Television or sleeping the day away Thing is totally over-rated.